in praise of baths aka stank tea vol II
if I could spend the rest of my life in the bath, I totally would. I mean I basically already do, but. You can do so MUCH in a bath—in addition to overall unwindulaxing, you can deep condition, do a face mask dealio, shave, watch your favorite movie and/or marathon a TV show via a laptop precariously balanced on the toilet seat, listen to your favorite album, masturbate, read a book, update your diary, pluck your eyebrows, paint your nails, eat anything from ice cream to spaghetti, blaaaaaze it, give ya dog head a minibath, wash your body I guess if you remember, sing every song you know, read every Tom and Lorenzo recap of season 4 of Mad Men that you never got around to…..all while submerged in some warm stank pretty. By the time youre out of the tub and moisturize and let your hair dry, it’s already nighttime so you don’t even have to leave the house or see anyone!! I am a huge advocate of baths
everyone just has to plan out their own set up, time frame, bath essentials and bath activities and you’re golden!